Breast Suspender

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You can’t beat gravity no matter how hard you try and, over time, your perky girls are going to start drooping farther than a half-inflated Thanksgiving Parade Balloon. You may not be able to afford a nip here and a tuck there, but you can hold them up with the Over the Hill Breast Suspenders. This is the perfect gag gift for the retiring friend who’s boobs slap her knees when she walks. Sure, its entertaining to watch, but you have to worry about saggy shake hypnosis. It’s a real problem! Refuse to be a victim and get her some Over the Hill Breast Suspenders.