Donald Talking Pen


“The Greatest Presidential Talking Pen God Ever Created!

When you play this hilarious Donald Trump Talking Pen for friends and family, you’ll be the center of attention. Just like Donald! Simply press down on his famous hair and he’ll tell you exactly how to make America great again!

This highly collectible Donald Trump Talking Pen features a beautifully sculpted head that captures “”The Donald”” in all his glory. The pen says 8 different lines in Trump’s real voice:

1. “”I will be the greatest President that God ever created.””

2. “”Look – I’m REALLY rich.””

3. “”I will build a great, great wall on our southern border. And I will have Mexico pay for that wall.””

4. “”I don’t wear a toupee. It’s my hair. I swear.””

5. “”I love China. I just sold an apartment for fifteen million dollars to somebody from China.””

6. “”Our leaders are stupid. Our politicians are stupid.””

7. “”We will have so much winning if I get elected, that you may get bored with winning.””

8. “”I think I am a nice person. People that know me, like me.””

Each pen comes with replaceable batteries included, which means the laughs will continue long after the votes have been counted. You’ll be blown away by the state-of-the-art sound quality of this pen!

Great stocking stuffer and collectible gift for the politically minded.

There is a very limited quantity of these Donald Trump Talking Pens™ Don’t miss your opportunity to own this highly collectible piece of presidential history. Click “”ADD TO CART”” now and Donald Trump will be on his way to your home by helicopter to make your life great again.”